I'm tumbling for the Tumble Bus!

Which, given the status of my back these days is saying a lot. First, let me

back up a bit. On January 10 my first little baby, Ian, turned five. Wow! It was like, just yesterday that I was pregnant, severely wine deprived and thinking I was crazy for ever deciding to become a parent and bam (!), I've got a five year old who will be getting ready to head off to Kindergarten soon. (Deep breath, deep breath...we'll save that topic for another post.)

So, for the first four years of Ian's life we never really had a birthday "party" for him. All were more like VERY small family gatherings. And that was just fine with us. And, it was just fine with him, too, until the past couple of years when we started getting to know more people in Portland and he started getting a clue that many of his friends got actual parties for their birthdays. By age 4.5(ish), our cover was blown...it was clear this kid deserved a real party for his fifth birthday. Fine. Okay, so it happens to fall at the tail end of the holiday season when we are already exhausted from Thanksgiving, Christmas...and did I mention that child #2 decided that she needed her birthday squeezed in there too? No biggie. I can handle one more "event," right?

By early December I was brainstorming location options. One thing we definitely knew is that we were absolutely, positively not having it at home. Somewhere I heard that fire stations gave free tours to kids AND had community rooms they rented out. And there it was...my big idea. We'd have a fire station bday party! The kids would tour the station and then have cake and ice cream in the community room. Done deal. Until the nice fire people told me they didn't like little kids shoving cake into the carpet in their community rooms and preferred that the party portion be held "elsewhere." Geez, touchy, touchy. I mean, really, how busy are they with all that time they sit around the firehouse waiting for calls that they couldn't afford to clean up a little cake? Anyway, so, for about 10 minutes I brainstormed how I could pull off a two-location bday party and then did what I always do...posted a message on DCUM for advice. Well, those lovely ladies on the east coast who never mince words told me it was a stupid idea that would never work.

Then, someone responds and says, "You know, Johnny went to a bday party recently where they had a bus come to their house that had been gutted and the kids played inside the bus and it was a huge hit. The kids played in the bus for a while, went in and had cake and then we all left. And it was brilliant because half the party everyone was out of the house!" Hmm....that sounds strangely similar to that bus that comes to Ian's preschool every now and then that has been gutted and the kids play inside the bus and it's a huge hit...called the Tumble Bus! Let me just see if they have a website...yep, yep, there it is...and if they do birthday parties...yep, yep they do! Well, faster than you can say gymnastics I was on the phone to Isaac ("Ike" as I later learned the kids call him) who was kinder than kind and more relaxed than I could ever imagine being...taking my reservation to show up at our house on Sat, Jan 8 for Ian's fifth birthday.

And there it was - the bones of a real birthday party. Invites went out. (Thanks Tiny Prints - you rock!) and at 3pm on Jan. 8th, several small children showed up on our doorstep. (About 10, to be exact.) Five minutes after 3pm, right when things were starting to get out of control inside, Isaac showed up in his big, yellow gutted Tumble Bus. Oh shoot, time to head outside! I attempted to act like I knew how to control a whole group of small children by asking them to form a line so we could all walk outside to the bus. Um yeah, let's just say that thankfully they all made it safely to the bus parked on the side of the house. Once inside, it became immediately clear that "Ike" was no amateur. He actually knew what h

e was doing, and he did it well. And judging by the amount of smiles and level of giggling, the kids appeared the LOVE him, his partner and his gutted yellow bus. They did stretches, they played silly games and they they ran around the bus and jumped on a trampoline, swung from rings and climbed ladders for 45 minutes before it was time to come back inside. Ike made a point of quickly learning the name of every child and using it often...he was really awesome.

After they were all wiped out, (actually, who am I kidding? They are five year olds...they weren't wiped out at all.) they came inside for cake and then a book exchange where I once again attempted to create order among a group where no order seemed possible. (And they pay teachers what for this kind of job???) In the end, everyone got their cake, their book and then spent a little time at the very end doing their best to tear apart our living room. Just kidding. In reality, they were quite good.

All in all, I do believe that Ian's party was a success (it was reported that when I was out of earshot he had declared it "the best birthday ever!"...which sounds amazingly similar to when he declared this Christmas "the best Christmas ever!") and no small animals at all were harmed during the party...though that might have been because we learned from Elena's small gathering in November that it was best to lock Zach up downstairs in the mud room. Poor thing.

Three cheers for the Tumble Bus! (And for the ladies of DCUM who still manage to often come through for me in a pinch.)

Until I write again.